David Bowie with his 1976 painting of Iggy Pop, Portrait of J.O.
Corey to him: “Don’t ever touch me again or I’ll slit your throat and fuck the wound.”
Corey is my hero!!!!
Fifteen year old Brian May is the main reason I’m going to need a time machine
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to hang out with Brian, trying not to mention how weird his hair looks as we chit chat, and he’d be all like,
“Why do you keep staring at me?”
And I’d be trying to play it cool like,
“What do you mean?”
And he’d be all like,
“You keep staring at me like I’m a famous musician or something.”
And I’d quickly change the subject like,
“Can I get it in writing that you will introduce me to Freddie and talk me up a lot so he’ll want to be best friends with me? You don’t need to know who he is yet, just help me find the nearest notary public and sign the paper so we can seal the deal. … Also, can I pet your cat?”
languageoclock